(Source: morgmir, via metalgear-rex)
- Me: wow i like this album
- Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
translucent paradise
What is average age
(Source: inkse, via damn-funny)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via damn-funny)
reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan
(via mind-underconstruction)
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
(via mind-underconstruction)
booty booty booty booty rocking every pear
(via mind-underconstruction)
(Source: twistedt00ns, via pantsareunwelcome)
